2001 Western Canadian Ice-Race Championship

The Glorious Victory!

Saturday, March 3, 2001

The Lac La Biche - Lakeland Classic Wheels Club hosts this fabulous two-day ice-racing event each year at scenic Lac La Biche, Alberta.

Lac La Biche, Alberta
Lac La Biche, Alberta.
(I've never actually seen it in summer, but reliable sources swear it looks like this.)

At the best time of the year, Lac la Biche is white.  That's me in the Yellow #79 Chevette, centre of photo, as we're cruising along the back straight on the warmup lap.  I'm starting 17th in the Rubber Class race.  This is only half of the full starting field.  Another 13 cars are off to the left, out of the picture.  As we approach the start line the pack slows and bunches up tighter.  The green flag waves, and we're off...
Ice Racing at Lac La Biche, Alberta
Photo from the website of  Lac La Biche - Lakeland Classic Wheels Club

As you can see from the photo, the lake itself is immense!  There is plenty of room for this generously proportioned ice-racing track.  Check out the width of the track.  That makes it easier for passing or, in my case, being passed.  There was a shortage of snow this season, so the snowbanks lining the track were quite low in non-critical areas like this.  But at the end of the fast straights, the snowbanks were piled much higher to stop any errant cars.

In addition to the track itself, the pits and a large paddock area on the lake is cleared of snow, providing parking space for trailers and other support vehicles and race cars between races.  There is also an area for spectator parking, as well as a ring road that fully circles the outside of the track, allowing spectators to walk or drive to their favourite viewing locations.

Lunch Canteen
A concession stand sells hot lunches.

Hot dogs and hamburgers can be purchased from the concession stand.  And, for those urgent occasions when the racing excitement (or the hot dogs) get to be too much for you, there are facilities (refreshingly air-conditioned) conveniently located throughout the paddock area. His and Her Restrooms
His and Her Restrooms.

10 ton snowplow
10 ton snowplow
People ask me if I'm ever afraid of falling through the ice.  I mean, really, we're talking about driving cars on a lake here.  Isn't that like um dangerous or something, eh?

I just point at the 10 ton snowplow that cleans the track.  If the ice can safely support that behemoth, I figure a little Chevette shouldn't be a problem.

People who've never visited Northern Alberta in winter generally have no appreciation for how cold it can really get out there. Lac La Biche Weather
The Weather Network
The Weather Network
The Weather Network

When evening falls on the first day of races, everyone retires to "The Trucker's Saloon" where the racers and volunteers are treated to a buffet-style feast.  And, early the next morning, a free breakfast is served to all competitors at the La Biche Inn.

La Biche Inn and Trucker's Saloon
La Biche Inn & Trucker's Saloon

After everyone has had ample opportunity to satisfactorily stuff themselves at the buffet dinner; after everyone has exhausted their various war stories; after they've come to an agreement (or fistfight) over who was at fault for causing whichever of the many collisions; after the conclusion of all the back-slapping and final exchanges of congratulations for any particularly brilliant overtaking moves; after everyone is good and relaxed...

...only then does the deadly SERIOUS racing finally get underway!

Race challengers pair off for a series of head-to-head elimination races on the saloon's Daytona USA arcade game.  Two drivers race against each other, while the others cheer on their favourites.  The winners of each round of eliminations receive prizes donated by the Trucker's Saloon.

Daytona USA, arcade game
Daytona USA, arcade game

Twenty-four racers took part in these special races.  The twelve winners of the first elimination round each received a baseball cap as a prize, then paired off for a second round of eliminations.

The six survivors of the second round, myself included, each received a T-shirt.

After the third round of eliminations there were only three of us left standing.  We each received a very nice winter jacket and $50 cash.

A coin toss determined which one of the three survivors got an immunity pass (not me) into the final round.  I had to race twice to defend myself against the other two in the semifinal and final races.  The final round was between me and Mark Stevens (a.k.a. "Jeff Gordon").
Competitors came from each of the various ice-racing classes (Race Stud, Limited Stud, Spec RX-7, Rubber, and Chevette Class).  It is worth noting that the two last Survivors in the ultimate round were, of course, both Chevette drivers.  Chevettes rule the world!

After a fierce battle, won in a photo finish by just a bumper length, I emerged as the final champion, thereby winning another $100 cash!!!  Damn that was fun.  That made the entire trip worthwhile.

Ice Race Survivor

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With that Glorious Victory, I grabbed the title of 2001 Western Canadian Ice-Racing Champion, (Daytona USA - Arcade Class) (WCIRC-DUSA-AC for short).  In accepting the award of a hat, a T-shirt, a jacket, and $150 cash, I've finally achieved the pinnacle of success and can now legitimately call myself a paid professional driver (arcade class).

After that grand finish to the day, I headed off to the hotel room with a smile on my face and cash in the pocket of my new jacket.  I was hoping for a good night's sleep and dreams of higher successes in the second day's race events.  But of course, as is usually the case on these race weekends, very little sleep was achieved that night...

Up next, the dastardly details of Plan-B revealed.

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